Hello, new donor! On behalf of all of us here at GoFundMe headquarters, thank you so much for donating to this GoFundMe campaign. Generosity from our donors is truly the lifeblood of our humble crowdfunding website. That, and a solid stream of fundraiser creators who are later revealed to be big ol’ racists. We really wish this weren’t the case, but such is life.
Your donation will go toward helping fund the ambitious and optimistic vision of the soon-to-be-revealed racist behind this particular fundraising project. Each donation matters, no matter how large or small. The inevitable racist behind this campaign won’t care, they just want money. No matter the size of your donation, we guarantee you’ll still be haunted by a ceaseless sense of dread for accidentally giving your real-life money to a person who plays racist songs on the banjo and takes photos in front of confederate flags. You […]