Share Tweet Submit Pin Here’s what we’ve learned since Friday, courtesy of the New York Times and Politico :
1. There are almost definitely aliens. Harry Reid allocated $22 million for a Pentagon program to study UFOs, and while part of this may have been shady kickbacks to his alien-obsessed pal Robert Bigelow, it also seems to have uncovered some actual evidence of really strange spacecraft like nothing we’ve seen before on earth. Here’s one video captured by navy pilots: And here’s an interview with the navy pilots who witnessed the craft firsthand.
2. The program discovered certain “alloys” that apparently came from these crafts, and stored them in Las Vegas . In a piece appropriately titled “Someone explain to me the alien alloys before I fucking explode,” Tom Ley at Deadspin points to this video, where one of the Times author, Ralph Blumenthal, says that the alloys in […]